Thursday, June 7, 2007

Note To Self: Things YOU Can Do To Stop Global Warming

  • Shut the damned door and turn off the furnace! What are you trying to do - heat up the whole outdoors?!
  • Stop eating so many energy bars
  • Recycle plastic - Melt down Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to make next year's celebutants
  • Don't wear the black dress
  • Stick lumps of coal up ass; make diamonds

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