Thursday, December 14, 2006

Problems with being God

  • Always knowing the end of the movie
  • Always expected to pick up the check
  • No question what everyone thinks of you
  • Nobody else to blame
  • Never any time for yourself on Sundays
  • Or Saturdays
  • Or Fridays
  • Or holidays, either
  • No real explanation for your Oedipal Complex
  • Nobody knows the trouble you’ve seen
  • Always the same cheap tie for Father’s Day
  • Crucified in the press
  • And now what?

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