Problems with being God

• Always knowing the end of the movie
• Always expected to pick up the check
• No question what everyone thinks of you
• Nobody else to blame
• Never any time for yourself on Sundays
• Or Saturdays
• Or Fridays
• Or holidays, either
• No real explanation for your Oedipal Complex
• Nobody knows the trouble you’ve seen
• Always the same cheap tie for Father’s Day
• Crucified in the press
• And now what?