Top 10 Reasons You Haven’t Been Commenting On My Blog
- Top ten lists are teh lame
- What blog?
- Not enough nudity
- Not registered, don't want to comment anonymously, and don't care about anything here, anyway
- Never forgave me for that thing I did/said that one time back in the day
- Don't want to encourage me
- Your comments are trapped in Nigeria
- Too busy spreading Democracy
- In your day, you had to walk ten miles in the snow for a comment – and you liked it!
- Never learned to type with one hand
9 comments:
4 of these are my excuses.
My excuse is that I am selfish, and I have a short attention span. Also, my butt hurts.
Also, I made a little typo in my last comment, and I was embarrassed by it and deleted it.
Actually, 11 of them are my excuses, once you count "not enough nudity" 8 times.
There really isn't.
I submitted this to digg.
It's a Top 10 List. It was mandatory.
So what's your excuse for not voting for my latest MeFi Project?
"Attention whore bloggers are "teh lame"." Ha! Excellent. Too true.
I would have voted for your Project, sir, but... I sprained my wrist Ghost ridin' my laptop.
I didn't even know it was here!
This post really should have been titled "A Passive Aggressive Ninja's Bald-faced Attempt To Shame People Into Commenting On His Blog".
I can't believe you suckers actually fell for it!
Yeah - in retrospect, this one came off sounding whiny and manipulative in a way I never intended. Then I tried to make a joke out of responding to your snark, and decided that that would probably be misinterpreted, too, so I deleted it.
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